Jokes Oct.1

Post below as a comment, your favorite joke.

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27 responses to this post.

  1. What comes before Part B?

    PARTAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

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  2. Posted by fordmeghan on October 1, 2012 at 2:04 pm

    ain’t got no jokes

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  3. Posted by will3974 on October 1, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    What do inches follow?..
    ….their ruler

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  4. Posted by garbersm on October 1, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    how do you catch a unique rabbit? youneek up on it. how do you catch a tame rabbit? the tame way.

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  5. Posted by caitlinvfine on October 1, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    Expensive Fishing Trip
    Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip.

    They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods.

    They spend a fortune.

    The first day they go fishing, but they don’t catch anything.

    The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.

    It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

    As they’re driving home they’re really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, “Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?”

    The other guy says, “Wow! It’s a good thing we didn’t catch any more!”

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  6. Posted by ecrementclaire on October 1, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    What did one magnet say to the other?
    I find you very attractive.

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  7. how is a raven like a writing desk?…..

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  8. Posted by crystalmanthe on October 1, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    Great Writer
    There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

    When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!”

    He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

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  9. i have no jokes

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  10. Posted by hargroveangela on October 1, 2012 at 2:37 pm

    Why is money called dough?
    Because we all knead it.

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  11. And God promised men
    that good and obedient wives would be
    found in all corners of the world.

    Then he made the earth round.
    And laughed and laughed and laughed………

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  12. Posted by brodygreer on October 1, 2012 at 3:09 pm

    no jokes

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  13. Posted by latiflora on October 1, 2012 at 3:22 pm

    Ones that I shouldn’t be sharing with my teacher…

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  14. no jokes

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  15. Posted by meganlavonn on October 1, 2012 at 3:55 pm

    a lion and a cheetah set off on a foot race… the cheetah ended up winning.
    Lion complains, “hey you cheetah!”
    The cheetah replies, “Nah, you lion.”

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  16. why did the chicken cross the road?

    to get to the other side!

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  17. Posted by k8sortet on October 1, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    What do you nachos that aren’t yours?

    Nacho Nachos

    corny but i like it

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  18. Posted by k8sortet on October 1, 2012 at 3:59 pm

    What do you call nachos that aren’t yours?

    Nacho Nachos

    corny but i like it

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  19. Posted by Nihilos13 on October 1, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    What are the three rings of marriage?
    1. The engagement ring
    2. The wedding ring
    3. The suffering

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  20. Posted by leesl3 on October 1, 2012 at 4:05 pm

    You know what makes me smile? …Facial muscles.

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  21. Posted by keaunat on October 1, 2012 at 4:06 pm

    I suck at telling jokes

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  22. Posted by duncanl3 on October 1, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    never say never?
    false.. you just said it twice.

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  23. Posted by ethancarroll1994 on October 1, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    There was once an Asian man who was very new to the english language. He had friends in the Americas that were teaching him to speak english. Everyday he would warm up his voice, “ME ME ME ME MEEEEEE.” He became hungry so he made his way to the restaurant which was named Forks and knives; so he practiced his reading skills and said the words forks and knives out loud. After he had his meal he exited the building and found a candy machine which had goodie goodie gumdrops and, practicing his english, he read it aloud. He then realized that he needed to get batteries so he ventured to the local Outlet store. When he entered the store a song was playing, “plug it in, plug it in.” When he exited the store there was a police officer wait. He was standing over a dead man. The police officer cried out, “Who did this?!!” The asian man replied, “ME ME ME ME MEEEEEE!!!”(officer) “How did you do this?” (asian)”Forks and knives!!!”(officer) “Well you’re going to jail!!!!” (asian)”Goodie goodie gumdrops!!!!”(Officer) “And! You’re getting the electric chair!!” (asian)”Plug it in plug it in!!!!!!!”

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  24. Posted by littletw on October 1, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    All my jokes are not the best to tell.

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  25. Posted by scottmoon420 on October 1, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    an Irish-man walks out of a bar…… really it can happen

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  26. Posted by ajbrantley on October 1, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    no joke :-/

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  27. Posted by tenglish0810 on October 1, 2012 at 4:37 pm

    Hi!! No?? Just happy..? Lol. I just heard that joke from my computer teacher, Mr. Hansen. hehehe. =)

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